Police arrest CU student accused of attacking ex-boyfriend's groin
Heath Urie, The Camera
Published February 25, 2009 at 7:43 a.m.
Updated February 25, 2009 at 7:43 a.m.
Chalie Simon
BOULDER — A University of Colorado student has been arrested on suspicion that she assaulted her ex-boyfriend's genitals when she found another woman in his bedroom.
Chalie Simon, 19, was arrested at 4 a.m. Saturday by CU police officers who responded to a report of a domestic disturbance at the Smiley Court apartments on the Boulder campus.
Cmdr. Tim McGraw said Simon was throwing rocks at her ex-boyfriend's apartment window, allegedly became irate and tried to make her way into his bedroom.
The woman then allegedly grabbed the man's genitals and "squeezed hard," McGraw said.
McGraw said the man told officers he started dating Simon about a year ago, and that they had broken up about 20 times since then.
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February 25, 2009
8:03 a.m.
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fastnloose writes:
I believe the correct term for this type of action against another is sexual assault.
February 25, 2009
8:11 a.m.
Duckster writes:
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February 25, 2009
8:17 a.m.
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gopbodybagz writes:
abuse is never ok.
February 25, 2009
8:20 a.m.
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INC writes:
AAAh the sexual free for all in college... I miss it.
February 25, 2009
8:27 a.m.
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KenCrab writes:
I know and next week they'll be planning their nupitals.
February 25, 2009
8:27 a.m.
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ifyem writes:
Hopefully the guy was upgrading after dating this psycho piece of white trash!
February 25, 2009
8:37 a.m.
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SoCol writes:
Duckster- You and your inane comment are so typical of what infests this forum these days. Any more broad, unfounded generalizations you'd like to start your day with, moron?
February 25, 2009
8:42 a.m.
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Iron writes:
fastnloose writes: "I believe the correct term for this type of action against another is sexual assault."
That's only if the roles were reversed.
February 25, 2009
8:45 a.m.
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Denverboy1 writes:
The other option would have been to invite Miss Simon to share there bed....Yep I miss the fun and adventure of my daze at CU..I hope he is OK and with 20 break-ups on there rather rocky road It's my hope they can see they are just not for each other...
Oh if Simon is tossing stones at the window..she had no key so......who let her in..did he ? At times it's better NOT to answer the door.....
February 25, 2009
8:48 a.m.
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gonzotolkien writes:
Am I the only one that thinks Chalie's kind of hot? She can come throw rocks at my window and abuse my genitals. Chalie, call me? lol.
February 25, 2009
8:50 a.m.
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Kbzolla writes:
Although groin grabbing has its disadvantages, the guy should be counting his lucky stars his ex wasn't Lorena Bobbitt.
February 25, 2009
8:51 a.m.
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Timberline writes:
Never cheat on a girl with a good grip, lesson learned!
February 25, 2009
9 a.m.
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farsidefan writes:
Come on folks get a grip !!
February 25, 2009
9:01 a.m.
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Lesh writes:
Smiley Court apartments --- Chuckle
February 25, 2009
9:02 a.m.
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ifyem writes:
She's not hot...Get your eyes checked Gonzo!
February 25, 2009
9:03 a.m.
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localyokal writes:
Nineteen years old and she has her face, name and assault on the genitalia, plastered all over the RMN. I guess the good news is, after her punishment, it can only get better for her, I hope!
February 25, 2009
9:08 a.m.
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Rex writes:
Hey isn’t she the famous singer chick that sang the song "You're So Vain"? I thought she would be much older than 19.
February 25, 2009
9:11 a.m.
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jacka writes:
This story is a real ball buster
February 25, 2009
9:14 a.m.
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666 writes:
This whole situation is at least 50% her fault, for remaining involved with him in such a weird, chaotic way. 20 breakups in a year?? Jesus. College or not, a messed-up situation is your own fault if you remain in the situation.
Someone with such a loose grip (LOL) on the reality of her social life is bound to get a fistful of trouble (tee hee). She needs to grow up a bit, get a handle on things (ha) and be responsible for making her own life better.
February 25, 2009
9:17 a.m.
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dutchbeefy writes:
she's got that crazy "I wanna assult your balls" look in her eyes don't you think I've seen that look before.
February 25, 2009
9:22 a.m.
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davies writes:
Well, there's a new verse for Kelly Clarkson's song:
"(Maybe next time he'll think) Before He Cheats".
February 25, 2009
9:26 a.m.
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SlouchingTowardBoulder writes:
The victim's name was Joe Donkor. I'm not making that up.
February 25, 2009
9:30 a.m.
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scotchula writes:
hilarious!!!!
The alleged attacker is hot
February 25, 2009
9:30 a.m.
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666 writes:
Davies, that was Carrie Underwood's song. You know her, the OTHER manufactured pop star from American Idol. The blond one. It is easy to forget who's who when it comes to that show...
February 25, 2009
9:34 a.m.
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RockHawper writes:
The psycho ones are the best for sex. Its a proven fact. 20 breakups = 20 hookups. Hopefully he doesn't marry her.
February 25, 2009
9:38 a.m.
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sweetater writes:
"Make up to break up" is their song by the Stylistics
February 25, 2009
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BroncoRick69 writes:
Make-up sex rocks!
February 25, 2009
9:51 a.m.
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RocsDiva writes:
its Carrie Underwood Before he Cheats...and that IS a line in the song
February 25, 2009
9:55 a.m.
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greeneyesforever writes:
This chick needs to let this guy be.... she's the loser here. Breaking up should only be ONE time not 20.
February 25, 2009
9:55 a.m.
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cassidy22 writes:
My husband says (from previous experience) that the insane ones are the best in bed, but you don't marry them.
February 25, 2009
10:02 a.m.
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EZBakeOven writes:
That's a low blow. No wonder he squeezed her out of his life.
February 25, 2009
10:02 a.m.
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ou8one2 writes:
Testical grabbing is the #1 cause of blue balls.
February 25, 2009
10:10 a.m.
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sweetater writes:
Did she wash her hands ? Tell him to turn his head and cough? Maybe she is studying medicine ?
February 25, 2009
10:21 a.m.
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Dick_Tater writes:
Some people pay for that kind of treatment.
February 25, 2009
10:24 a.m.
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davies writes:
Geez, cassidy22, I guess that makes you sane, but not his best in bed? Or maybe you fake a little insanity from time to time ;-)
February 25, 2009
10:26 a.m.
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666 writes:
I am reminded of the song "Sex On Fire" by Kings of Leon...
February 25, 2009
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Maxx writes:
If he let her get close enough to get a handful, especially while he was in a stae of undress and entertaining another young lady he got what he asked for...............
February 25, 2009
10:33 a.m.
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davies writes:
OK Carrie Underwood fans:
"So I busted his window on the second floor,
Then I kicked down his front door,
Smacked his face, right there where he eats,
Yeah-eah-eah"
"I got a bead on his jewels, and said I waren't no fool,
Then I squeezed real hard on his little tool,
Maybe next time he'll think, before he cheats..."
February 25, 2009
10:39 a.m.
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666 writes:
Davies:
Yep, sounds like a country song, all right.
February 25, 2009
10:41 a.m.
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Triumph writes:
But see looks so sweet and innocent like the girl next door. You would think she wouldn't even hurt a fly. If you don't want your little girl to grow up to be a messed up woman, don't send her to CU and keep her out of Boulder. So what else is new in freaksville?
February 25, 2009
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666 writes:
You're right, Triumph. Boulder is a freak factory. It's a magnet for all kinds of lunatics. I understand Jon Caldara lives up there...'nuff said.
February 25, 2009
10:46 a.m.
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KW writes:
Make an example out of her.
February 25, 2009
11 a.m.
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GunnyBob writes:
Jacka, that's not right.
February 25, 2009
11:01 a.m.
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buffdmd writes:
Wow! I did not know there was another woman playing on the CU football team. Afterall, in Boulder, the football players are the only ones who get arrested for something this inane. 65 square miles surrounded by reality.
February 25, 2009
11:06 a.m.
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Triumph writes:
666
From your demeanor, it sounds like you also live there or should move there. Jon can be your good neighbor.
February 25, 2009
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hikingartist writes:
Sweetater: My guess is that she is going to be a lawyer.
February 25, 2009
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WestminsterJ writes:
Dick_Tater: Some people pay for that kind of treatment
Yeah, losers
February 25, 2009
11:14 a.m.
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CaptainObvious writes:
Triumph and Duckster, take your hateful generalities and demeaning stereo-types elsewhere. We are tired of immature posters like the two of you. Grow up or shut up.
February 25, 2009
11:16 a.m.
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666 writes:
"From my demeanor"??
Triumph, you're the one who needs to grow up. You're acting like Isaac Hayes when he was whining about South Park making fun of Scientology. I guess you're one of Caldara's fellow libertines, or whatever you call yourself?
Boulder is messed up because it's a town with a major university. Period. 2 things that can really mess up a town, and that's a major university or a major military base. Colleges and military posts are breeding grounds for crime and violence.
I know that some blowhard wingnuts would like to blame Boulder's problems on a particular political mindset, but that's like saying Christianity breeds pedophilia. Or that conservatism breeds white supremacy. It's faulty logic.
February 25, 2009
11:33 a.m.
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Illegallydead writes:
haha OUCH. And am I the only one who thinks that the title of this article is RIDICULOUS? I mean, I understand the want to be PC, but surely the RMN can come up with a better way of saying 'she grabbed his nuts' than "attacking his groin".
Oh, and I must say that the dude obviously ain't that fast (or smart), if they have been through 20 breakups, and she was able to somehow get into his (presumably locked) apartment, and be able to just saunter her way up to him and grab his family jewels...
February 25, 2009
11:45 a.m.
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bone writes:
they've broke up 20 times ?..........oh my, in a year?......his genitals get assaulted 1.8 times a month.......thats about 19 times more than it would take even MY son to get the message....my condolences to this boys parents, i feel your pain..but your son makes mine look smart
February 25, 2009
12:11 p.m.
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HankReardon writes:
"Squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg"
-I don't think that is what the singer had in mind...
February 25, 2009
12:13 p.m.
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holdeninpdx writes:
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This is TAME for Boulder. For those of you defending this bastion of anything bazaar...does the name Ward Churchill ring a bell...? For all you football fans out there, wondering what ever happened to CU's once-vaunted football team, might not you remember a guy by the name of Bill McCartney, who was run out of town for his religious beliefs? Yes, the same Bill McCartney whose team was a fixture in the national title chase and won two championships?
Whizzer White must be turning in his grave!
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February 25, 2009
12:28 p.m.
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CaptainObvious writes:
What's your point holden? I mean aside from your painfully obvious attempt to distort history and incorrectly smear a whole town on the actions of one guy who, by the way, was later held accountable for his sins.
February 25, 2009
12:29 p.m.
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leatherneck writes:
She has a great future in upper management somewhere. My manager is always busting my balls………
February 25, 2009
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the_ripper writes:
Ouchie!!!!
February 25, 2009
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HankReardon writes:
"A ball in hand is worth two in the bush."
--Drew Wissahickon
February 25, 2009
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CantFixStupid writes:
holdeninpdx writes:
This is TAME for Boulder. For those of you defending this bastion of anything bazaar...does the name Ward Churchill ring a bell...? For all you football fans out there, wondering what ever happened to CU's once-vaunted football team, might not you remember a guy by the name of Bill McCartney, who was run out of town for his religious beliefs? Yes, the same Bill McCartney whose team was a fixture in the national title chase and won two championships?
Whizzer White must be turning in his grave!
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Just an FYI here Einstein, McCartney wasn't run out of town for his religious beliefs. He coached there for 12 years and was ready to do something else. He's still very well respected at CU and in the Boulder community.
February 25, 2009
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portal_pyramids writes:
come on baby, now...twist and SHOUT! come on baby!
-John Lennon
February 25, 2009
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Marshdale writes:
Do I dare say we have a future Lorena Bobbit here. She just has not figured out her style yet.
February 25, 2009
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coloradohunter1 writes:
Portal_pyramids, I believe Chubby Checker said it before John Lennon.
February 25, 2009
2:11 p.m.
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wow writes:
The girl was confused and just got it all wrong. Now she knows...you shouldn't remove it from his custody till after the wedding. Then it is yours to do with as you please, forever, or he has to buy it back for half his net worth.
Really, you would have thought they had covered that in her first semester.
February 25, 2009
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wyhammertime writes:
She needs to change her name to Beula ball breaker but I bet everyone on Boulder has already !!
February 25, 2009
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jersey writes:
Lorena Bobbitt 2 (Spelling ?) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
February 25, 2009
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jersey writes:
Marshdale: I believe your spelling is the correct one. Our posts just happened to cross!
February 25, 2009
5:04 p.m.
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justinco writes:
from the smoking gun
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/...
sounds like she wanted to hook up with him and he already found someone to hook up with for the night.
February 25, 2009
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Bradonkadoncs writes:
Officer Trojanowski??? Somebody is yanking my chain.
February 26, 2009
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lourdeslane writes:
I take it that they weren't broken up that night.
February 26, 2009
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Jakemaca writes:
What's funny is if this story were the other way around with the man "squeezing" the woman, he would probably be in jail right now
February 26, 2009
12:20 p.m.
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sweetater writes:
Jakemaca, exactly or had he popped her in self defense or even pushed her HE would of been charged