Oh, mama! Baby 'bama just a hearty har har

By Bill Scanlon, Rocky Mountain News (Contact)

Published November 20, 2008 at 8:47 a.m.
Updated November 21, 2008 at 12:53 a.m.

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Jackee Sealy, left, holds her 1-week-old son, Carter Sealy, while her other son, Cooper Jacob Sealy, 2, plays at the Sealy home in Broomfield on Monday.

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November 20, 2008

9:06 a.m.

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CaptainObvious writes:

Yawn shaggy. "Diversify yourself for godsake!"
November 20, 2008

9:08 a.m.

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UNV_ME writes:

.... like a broken record.
November 20, 2008

9:09 a.m.

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Hope writes:

MEN!!!!
November 20, 2008

9:09 a.m.

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primafacie writes:

A friend named his sons "Nolan Ryan" and "Will Clark," but Mrs. Facie wouldn't let me get away with naming ours "Gaylord Perry" or "Joe Montana."
November 20, 2008

9:11 a.m.

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BJG writes:

Where is the research that should have been done by the press before printing? How about just a request just to "see" the original certificates before press time. Woh's in charge of hiring these reporters?
November 20, 2008

9:17 a.m.

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yeastyc writes:

Better yet, why is this news either way? Stupid premise for a story, like New Year's babies.
November 20, 2008

9:32 a.m.

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BigJoey writes:

Some people will do anything for attention. It's sad and pathetic, and hopefully it's the last we hear of this story.
November 20, 2008

9:32 a.m.

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Marshdale writes:

Shaggy his BC has been fully vetted. Go to Snopes.com or FactCheck.org. FactCheck.org is Funded by the Annenberg Foundation. Annenberg is a Republican!!!
November 20, 2008

9:35 a.m.

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INC writes:

Shaggy,
Aside from the story about a dumb joke to rile up all you neo-cons...

President-elect Barack H. Obama has a U.S. Birth certificate certified by the STATE of Hawaii. Posted upon his website, researched and proven accurate by numerous investigations. Going back to his first election to the United States' Senate...

Grasping at straws shows just how desperate you crazies have become.
November 20, 2008

9:47 a.m.

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Barron writes:

Shaggy, why are you so stubbornly beating a dead horse? Didn't you ever learn how to move on? It just doesn't make sense to just continue to be stuck on something that's just false and doesn't matter! Shaggy, IT'S OVER! Obama is the next President!
November 20, 2008

9:48 a.m.

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CaptainObvious writes:

OK, shaggy, it's time to quietly start with the serenity prayer to help you calm down...
November 20, 2008

9:52 a.m.

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Steph writes:

HEY FOLKS, I'M EMBARRASSED IT TOO SO LONG FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT, BUT IT'S CLEAR SHAGGY (FOR WHATEVER REASON) ONLY POSTS SO HE CAN GET ATTENTION. HE POSTS STUPID, INCENDIARY COMMENTS AND "GETS OFF" ON PEOPLE RESPONDING TO THEM.

LET'S DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST IGNORE HIM!
November 20, 2008

9:54 a.m.

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Buckwheat writes:

I actually saw this on the news the other night, and Jackee Sealy is just as guilty for playing along. Talk about wanting your 15mins. I thought, "No way could I do this to my kids, these guys must be crackpots". C'mon, Brooke Trout? But then on the flip side, naming all your boys George Foreman (what like 5 or 6?) was kind of funny.
November 20, 2008

9:57 a.m.

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Duckster writes:

I'm not necessarily agreeing with Shaggy but I can't help but notice that he's being personally attacked for asking a valid question and that none of the people attacking him seem able to answer that question.

Kind of makes me go "Hmmmmmm...."
November 20, 2008

9:59 a.m.

JustSayin writes:

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November 20, 2008

10:01 a.m.

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Barron writes:

Duckster, if you are referring to me in my comment I would like to clarify. I didn't "attack" Shaggy, I'm just concerned about his/her mental health. It's just not healthy to obsess over something you can't do anything about. It's done. Over. Fin. Obviously, Obama was "vetted" and his bc is a non-story, but yet he/she is stuck on it. I'm suggesting that they move on, for their own sake.
November 20, 2008

10:06 a.m.

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RufusTFirefly writes:

Remember when people named their kids "Jordan"
I've heard of some weird names over the years....example
1. Almond
2. Bentley
3. Clovis
These names may be unique, but give your kids good names not retarded* muslim names, especially if you are not muslim.

*really shouldn't use that word

George Foreman II, III, IV, V....it's bad. But how many times do you think Daddy got hit in the head!
November 20, 2008

10:08 a.m.

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November 20, 2008

10:18 a.m.

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06concept writes:

Obviously the birth of Obama is not like beating a dead horse, because there are lawyers still taking this to the supreme court in CA. And Shaggy is correct on all he has posted. All the info he posted on "His" website is not a legit birth certificate. Let someone hold it and get a copy of the original and show it in hand!!! So I'm with Shaggy on this one. He also lied and said he has never used any other names. Well he lied there to! If this is like beating a dead horse. Then maybe he should just come out and put this all to rest in everyone's minds and "PROVE IT!!!!!" And there are about 40 lawsuits across the nation. Alen keyes just filed one as well. And 2 are in the Supreme court at this time. Only time will tell. Barak is a phony and a liar to the whole U.S. and World. If you all think that this is not true, you need to do your own research. "Change is what we need", You don't know why but you voted for it!

http://www.ballot-access.org/2008/11/...
November 20, 2008

10:22 a.m.

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Cowboy63 writes:

"I'm so sorry," she said. "My husband's an idiot." sums it up.
November 20, 2008

10:30 a.m.

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OldSailor writes:

This guy must be hurt'n for entertainment!!!
November 20, 2008

10:33 a.m.

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CaptainObvious writes:

Good point Cowboy, and yet she had no problem reproducing with him. Yikes.
November 20, 2008

10:34 a.m.

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INC writes:

hey Shaggy...
Remember that War on terror? where we are determined to defeat religious extremists?
well before even taking the oath of office Barack Hussein Obama's election to the office of president. HAS had a damaging effect upon alqueda... yes it is true. The popularity of Barack HUSSEIN Obama in the muslim world undermines the propaganda alqueda puts out. Propaganda about America being a racist hateful nation, bent on enslaving the rest of the world. alqueda has resorted to using racial insults at Barack H. Obama, Condlezza Rice and Colin Powell to attempt to further drive a wedge between us as a united people. As Simply His Election proves to the world we are not what they claim we are.
They have enjoyed success under dubya. success they surely would have further enjoyed if their endorsed, John McCain would have won.
please stop with the unwarranted wishful thinking and snap back to reality.

All those you listed 1,2,3,4,7,13 & 14 are not required to be released... 9 & 10 have been released and certified. 8 is a client list and because of the privacy of the clients not released. 11,12 if nothing is published nothing can be released. 5... Selective service registration has never been requested. nor will selective service release it, even if asked. Finally 6, neither John McCains nor Secessionist Sarah palins medical records were released, either. so for Barack Obama to be President he has to pass more than the law requires to satisfy you? sad really sad
November 20, 2008

10:40 a.m.

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Johnny_LaRue writes:

BigJoey writes, "Some people will do anything for attention. It's sad and pathetic, and hopefully it's the last we hear of this story."

Are you talking about Shaggy or the idiot husband?
November 20, 2008

10:41 a.m.

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TheDenverB writes:

shaggy,

get over it. you have nothing there, and have been debunked on so many fronts.
get over it.
November 20, 2008

10:44 a.m.

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Shaupeen writes:

Poor shaggy. I feel sad for you.

(But I still picture you as the cartoon character from Scooby-Do, fiendishly typing away at an old desk-top computer, shrieking and occasionally pulling at your hair.)
November 20, 2008

10:45 a.m.

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kevinjjones writes:

9 News' correction for falling for this hoax was a hilarious car wreck. It makes one worry how many other (and far more damaging) lies they've taken for truth.
November 20, 2008

10:46 a.m.

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5280jc writes:

Oh my god, i think shaggy's on to something! No medical records either? Do we even have any proof Obamas human at all? Maybe it's a plot by crazed terrorist alien groups from a galaxy far away to take over our planet for the natural resources... I mean, as long as we're just making stuff up here...
November 20, 2008

10:48 a.m.

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jay writes:

"I'm not necessarily agreeing with Shaggy but I can't help but notice that he's being personally attacked for asking a valid question and that none of the people attacking him seem able to answer that question"

actually no.

shaggy's tinfoil hat conspiracy theories have been debunked many, many times over by many, many people.

shaggy is a troll. that's not an "attack"...that's simply an acknowledgement of his behavior here at the rocky mountain news.

when cornered on his weak positions, he inevitably hides behind a cloak of willful ignorance.

after trying for months to get his to accept politically and theologically inconvenient facts, i've come to the conclusion that he is seriously mentally ill and should be ignored.

he's not an asset to this blog.
November 20, 2008

10:49 a.m.

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riverrafter writes:

Shaggy, you've blow the cover off the cover up! Good job! I'm sure all those people at the Republican party are falling over themselves thanking you for doing something they obviously couldn't prove- and you've managed to do it on this RMN blog. Holy cow, YOU should run for president! Obviously you have the inside track on all of that info- those fools in the Republican party that have been trying to prove that Obama is not a US citizen should have contacted you first!
Thank you, thank you for showing us the light!
November 20, 2008

10:55 a.m.

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Keith43 writes:

I agree 100% with Shaggy. You lousy idiot democrats only go after someone who's done wrong if they're a republican. And what it gets right down to is that you have zero respect and regard for the Constitution; except of course, if it's in your best self-serving interest to uphold it. The simple fact that Obama has so much to hide and you don't care, tells volumes about him and you. You're a bunch of losers - period!
November 20, 2008

10:57 a.m.

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Barron writes:

I put all the "lawyers" and the joke named keyes in the same category as needing to move on, sorry. They are wasting their time. It's over. As far as all the other documents shaggy listed, I personally could care less. I never looked at ANY candidates' thesis, so why is this now an issue? Gee, because he's "different?"
November 20, 2008

11:03 a.m.

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Barron writes:

Keith, maybe you didn't notice but, guess what? The democrats won. Not only the presidential race, but also the house and senate. Now, who are losers, did you say?
November 20, 2008

11:08 a.m.

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RufusTFirefly writes:

Barron.......time will tell.
November 20, 2008

11:10 a.m.

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INC writes:

mxRider,
Sure some employers require more than just a copy of your degree to garner employment. I being one of them. However they are not required for the Office of president. Nor is a drug test required to become President. I do not require a drug test, where as some other employers do. It is all about how much are you willing to bend over and give up your rights, to garner that particular job...
or you can do what I did and start your own Business.

this link is about alquesa's recent audio tape released since our election... showing desperation, fear and grasping at straws.
using racial slurs and American traumatic history to make their faltering point.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/...
November 20, 2008

11:13 a.m.

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sundaychild67 writes:

Keith43: you really, REALLY didn't just mention the Constitution, did you?! The same one that George W. Bush has used as toilet paper for the past 8 years?! Really? You really want to enter this debate...? Because you don't have a leg to stand on!
November 20, 2008

11:14 a.m.

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5280jc writes:

Keith43 writes:

"You lousy idiot democrats only go after someone who's done wrong if they're a republican. And what it gets right down to is that you have zero respect and regard for the Constitution; except of course, if it's in your best self-serving interest to uphold it."

I'm sorry, us DEMOCRATS have a lack of respect for the constitution? Have you been in a hole for the last 8 years????
November 20, 2008

11:23 a.m.

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BRM writes:

Shaggy, you must be the only person on the planet that HASN'T seen his birth certificate. You're guy (and fraud VP candidate)lost, go find something to do!
November 20, 2008

11:25 a.m.

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BRM writes:

your*
November 20, 2008

11:30 a.m.

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Lineman7 writes:

Hey Shaggy...

Pack it in ot take the sour grapes back to the A&P!

I work with people like you all day long and they are convinced that there will be someone at their door to collect their guns. So... log off, turn off the Fox News, hoist up your NRA flag and hunker down with the rest of your bretheren!
November 20, 2008

11:32 a.m.

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GladysKravitz writes:

Slow newsday. I renamed my dog to Bark Obama. Maybe they should do a story on all those Facebook and Myspace folks who added "Hussein" as their middle name to thier profiles.
November 20, 2008

11:32 a.m.

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BRM writes:

Keith is 12. I've seen his birth certificate. LOL
November 20, 2008

11:35 a.m.

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riverrafter writes:

Keith- your rambling rant makes me think that you hit the liquor store at 10AM when it opened- bitter, disgruntled rants do not an argument make. Take a nap and sleep it off.
November 20, 2008

11:35 a.m.

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Keith43 writes:

Barron,
The fact that you've stated that you don't do any research on the candidates says a lot about you. In answer to your question, we the nation are all the losers; especially with the democrats in control. Just for the record though, I'm not a republican - i'm with the American Constitution party.
November 20, 2008

11:49 a.m.

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Keith43 writes:

Sundaychild67,
In response to your comment, read my last response to Barron. You're absolutely right about Bush. But you simply assumed that I'm a republican. Regardless of your 2nd mistake (your first being that you voted for Obama), it is my strong belief that the Constitution is the bed-rock of this once great nation. I also believe that both parties in both houses have "sold us down the river" for not impeaching Bush a long time ago.
November 20, 2008

11:50 a.m.

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Barron writes:

Keith, dear, I didn't say that I didn't do any research on candidates, where did you get that? Because I certainly didn't say it. I said I never read a thesis that a candidate wrote. Now be honest with yourselves and with us and tell me how many you've read? Don't judge me based on your imagination, for crying out loud.
November 20, 2008

11:51 a.m.

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Miss_Kitty_Kat_Girl writes:

Shaggy drank the Republican kool-aid and boy is he trippin or what!

Maybe if Shaggy actually had something legitmate to disagree with then she/he wouldn't get attacked.

And since you so kindly pointed out mxRider the bases for the liberal party, now we know the bases for the non-liberal party and it's not peace, diversity, equality and not offending anyone.
November 20, 2008

11:52 a.m.

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kodijack writes:

"but I can't help but notice that he's being personally attacked for asking a valid question " Valid is the key word here, and its not a valid question, it is ridiculous.
November 20, 2008

11:55 a.m.

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GladysKravitz writes:

Shaggy ...selective service registration.???? get real. Obama and I are the same age. We were the first of our generation to register when Carter reinstated the Selective Service requirments. I recall having to go the Post Office and fill out the form....EVEN I DON'T have a copy of the stupid form! As always you tend to delve into the irrelevant!
November 20, 2008

12:05 p.m.

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Keith43 writes:

Yes Barron, I did research the candidates. However, I didn't limit my resources to color T.V and the major news media outlets (Faux included) because they all have the same neocon agenda and favor Obama. And I'm most sure, they were probably your only resource. I'll share my other resources - will you? Do you have them?
November 20, 2008

12:06 p.m.

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B1 writes:

Barron writes:

"I put all the "lawyers" and the joke named keyes in the same category as needing to move on, sorry. They are wasting their time. It's over."

Do you mean the "moving on" that lefties did right away in 2000 and 2004?
November 20, 2008

12:12 p.m.

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Barron writes:

keith, again, assumptions, you don't know anything about me or my research. I'm not making assumptions about yours either, but you didn't say whether or not you have ever read anyone's thesis, so I'll assume not. Wonder why Obama's is so important then? Let's just say that I researched both candidates, retained what was important to me personally and discarded the rest. My resources are none of your business, I'm not being vetted.
November 20, 2008

12:12 p.m.

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chickenlittle1234 writes:

All of this over a story about a nitwit making a lame joke? Hmm, definitely some unresolved issues.

B1 - I'd agree with your sentiment, except for that highly controversial and dubious election in 2000. Yeah, I'm still riled about that how Kay Harris helped put another nitwit in the highest office in the land. Too bad that wasn't a lame joke, que no?
November 20, 2008

12:14 p.m.

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GladysKravitz writes:

Shaggy writes:

"Kids Kids Kids,
Just because you don't like the message the messenger is handing you doesn't mean you can attack him."

Dude I have 3 words for you. "YES WE CAN!"
November 20, 2008

12:15 p.m.

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B1 writes:

Chicken Little-thanks for making my point. Take Barrons advice-move on.

It seems many of you have channeled your BDS into attacking anyone that dares question the new messiah.
November 20, 2008

12:20 p.m.

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riverrafter writes:

I'd rather have a new messiah than a wrinkled old guy and a crazy scary ultra conservative dingbat.
November 20, 2008

12:20 p.m.

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B1 writes:

Honey is Jay is Barron.

Hard to keep up.
November 20, 2008

12:24 p.m.

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timpatico writes:

I cant belive all of you idiots are actually on someones payroll.
November 20, 2008

12:25 p.m.

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leatherneck writes:

"I'm so sorry," she said. "My husband's an idiot."
That may be the understatement of the year...

Since the name is still avialable.....
I think I will re-name my PIRANHA Barack or Obama
It was Beavis & Butt-Head but Butt-head ate Beavis
November 20, 2008

12:36 p.m.

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jay writes:

"I know Liberals like to wipe their arses with the Constitution but others actually value it."

you know shaggy's cornered when he starts spouting tinfoil hat conspiracy theories AND strawman arguments.

lol.

so shaggy, i have to ask....is the state of hawaii in on the scam as well?
November 20, 2008

12:43 p.m.

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chickenlittle1234 writes:

B1 - Good advice. I'm looking forward to our newly elected president, Barack Hussein Obama. I'm also looking forward to at least four years of conspiracy theories by those of you who can't get your arms around that fact. Keep it up, you're all very entertaining! Shaggy, as usual, you do make me smile. ;)
November 20, 2008

12:46 p.m.

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jersey writes:

Fellow poster's pleeeeeeeeeeze, do exactly what Steph so wisely recommends and do not respond to ANYTHING Shaggy posts from this day on. Don't you know it takes two to Tango! There is nothing wrong with the exchanging of views but why LOWER yourself in doing so? It's clearly obvious he is miserable and MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!
November 20, 2008

12:46 p.m.

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B1 writes:

Haha! No, Honey, you big joker. You are so hilarious.

I consider it boring that you feel that people have to post under different names and agree with themselves. Like comparing someone to Hitler, it kills any credibility. If you can prove it, do so. If not, find another angle.
November 20, 2008

12:52 p.m.

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ILoveChipotle writes:

So is tinfoil-hat the new word of the week Jay???
November 20, 2008

12:58 p.m.

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Diff writes:

Cowboy63 writes:

"I'm so sorry," she said. "My husband's an idiot." sums it up.

Kind of sums up this whole story, and the fact that it is a front page head line... No?

And the fact there are SO MANY comments on it... most now going toward the issue about our President Elect's birth certificate, another non issue and non story...
Maybe you can't fool all the people all the time - but you sure can fool the fools - with foolish stuff a lot of the time!
November 20, 2008

1:04 p.m.

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Gonzopozo writes:

I've read ALL the above on numerous postings before and after the election.

The election is over. Get to work.
November 20, 2008

1:10 p.m.

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B1 writes:

"The election is over. Get to work."

You're right. Somebody has to pay for the handouts that are coming.
November 20, 2008

1:19 p.m.

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Reason writes:

""The election is over. Get to work."

You're right. Somebody has to pay for the handouts that are coming."

Now work harder. Millions of Obama supporters are counting on you.
November 20, 2008

1:26 p.m.

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campesino60 writes:

Yea, everyone get on with it and get over it!
The only time when citizenship is question or if there is doubt about being natural born are the mexican's. Que, no?
November 20, 2008

1:28 p.m.

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Grim_Reefer writes:

Shaggy, Keith, et al...

Even your homie, GW doesn't think this is a story

http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa...

and this is coming from the World Net Daily.
November 20, 2008

1:56 p.m.

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campesino60 writes:

""The election is over. Get to work."

I agree. I'm anxiously awaiting another welfare check
AKA stimulous check

You can tell by a democrats knees they eat welfare cheese
November 20, 2008

1:59 p.m.

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Grim_Reefer writes:

shagged writes "Nothing like crapping on the Constitution to begin our 4 year journey living as Communists under a Dictator that ignores our Laws.
"

just how much concern over that did you have when G'dub was crapping all over the Constitution and ignoring, not just our laws, but international ones, too?
November 20, 2008

2 p.m.

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davies writes:

Seriously, who would name their child Barack in the first place? It sounds like a belch. I think it's like the song "A Boy Named Sue": the father gave the kid a horrible name deliberately, because he wanted the boy to grow up tough and strong and able to outwit the other kids, and the father knew he wouldn't be around to teach his son how to defend himself.

Well, it's about as intelligent as the rest of the comments on this thread ;-)
November 20, 2008

2:05 p.m.

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RufusTFirefly writes:

"yes we can" used by the great folks at the budweiser brewery in Fort Collins over ten years ago. Pres-elect stole it! LOL
November 20, 2008

2:12 p.m.

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MGD writes:

Actually, that's pretty funny. Idiot? Perhaps but I'm sure his family and group of friends gets a good laugh whenever they talk about it.

Lighten up people!
November 20, 2008

2:44 p.m.

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magusdevil writes:

Barack Obama is a Dracula. It's true! Prove he isn't. Anyone who has offerred "proof" so far is obviously an agent of the Illuminati, the Gnomes of Zurich, the Elders of Zion and the Dukes of Earl. Woo woo woo woo tinfoil hats for everyone.
November 20, 2008

2:53 p.m.

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cassidy22 writes:

Shaggy, get over it. My husband doens't have the original copy of his birth certificate. He lost it in the process of moving many times as a military brat. Not only that, but the hospital where he gave birth also does not have a way to make an "original" version since record keeping many decades ago is not the same as it is today. Their offices have moved, even on a MILITARY base, and he had a really hard time getting a copy he could use, and it probably isn't one that holds up to YOUR standards, but seemed good enough for him to get a passport, marriage license, etc.

And what is your big stink about his college records? He went to college. What else do you need to know? Is it your business what classes he took in college? He obviously got good grades to regarded so highly at Harvard.

And baptism? Is that any of your business at all? Is that a requirement for becoming president? Since when did a christian religious ceremony have anything to do with becoming president?
Get a life Shaggy, and face the fact that he IS our president, and you can't change that.
November 20, 2008

2:57 p.m.

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campesino60 writes:

I agree with cassidy22

it's nobody's business. So leave the mexicans alone and stop profiling!
November 20, 2008

3:07 p.m.

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fiesty writes:

mxRider, your November 20, 2008, 1:59 p.m. post is great! ROFLMAO
November 20, 2008

3:20 p.m.

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O_TRAIN writes:

mxrider - in response to your 1:59 example letter.

Based on your premise, I would think the other 134 employees should start looking for a new job also. If that is the example of the CFO's decision making ability - the company will soon be out of business.
November 20, 2008

3:21 p.m.

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me2 writes:

Shaggy, Obamas' mom was an American citizen all her life, right? What does the department of naturalization say about the citizenship of children born to American moms when they are out of the country? She wasn't, but what would happen to a child born to an American citizen, and a citizen of the British Empire, as his father was, if the kid is born in Kenya?

Look it up and THEN answer.
November 20, 2008

3:23 p.m.

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primafacie writes:

I'm reminded that, when my children were young, every other kid was named Ryan or Madison, and that in a few years a bunch of Ryans and Madisons will be running the country.

And whatever happened to all those people whose flower children parents named them Miracles and Stardust? Is there a Dr. Moonbeam Smith in the house?

Not to mention the kid saddled with the moniker "Sir Mario," probably sentencing him to daily butt-kickings all through junior high school that may have contributed to his destiny as a murderer.

Finally, my favorite Doonesbury strip of all time: Duke, then working for Rolling Stone, is interviewing Cher and asks why she named her child Chastity. Cher responds that Frank Zappa had named his child Moon Unit and Grace Slick named hers China. Duke replies, "So, all the good names were taken," and Cher agrees.
November 20, 2008

3:26 p.m.

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johnson writes:

Did this discussion board get a little off topic or what? I though it was about some guy getting his 15 minutes of fame by having his wife call him an idiot in the media. Oh well.
November 20, 2008

3:47 p.m.

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O_TRAIN writes:

mxrider - I stand corrected. I think I'm losing my sense of humor after the past few months.
November 20, 2008

3:52 p.m.

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John_Galt writes:

B.O. stands for "The Big Zero".
November 20, 2008

3:57 p.m.

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jay writes:

"What is the big deal of having him produce proof of live birth?"

there isn't one...which is probably why hawaii produced the proof necessary.

so i ask you again, shaggy, is the state of hawaii in on this conspiracy as well?

the last time i ask you called me "jayhole", ranted about "hospitals", "lies" told by obama's family and something about a "fake" birth certificate.

try to answer the question cogently. less rambling more details. please acknowledge in your response that you understand that hawaii produced legal proof of obama's birth as a united states citizen.

so...again...is the state of hawaii involved in this tinfoil fantasy of yours as well? were they just duped by sterling hayden?

what about the federal election committee? how about the republicans running against him? shirley if these charges had merit then the republican party leadership would have left no stone unturned in putting together a case with validity. since no such case was made, would it not logically follow that they too are conspiring against you and the rest of the truthy americans out there?
November 20, 2008

4:20 p.m.

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Not_Alike94 writes:

mx the race card is not by stating someone as "different" if you get race out of different that's YOUR issue....
November 20, 2008

5:35 p.m.

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Grim_Reefer writes:

Go to bed, Shaggy.
November 20, 2008

5:55 p.m.

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November 21, 2008

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skeptical writes:

HEY FOLKS, I'M EMBARRASSED IT TOO SO LONG FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT, BUT IT'S CLEAR THAT STEPH & INC (FOR WHATEVER REASON) ONLY POST SO THEY CAN GET ATTENTION. THEY POST STUPID, INCENDIARY COMMENTS AND "GET OFF" ON PEOPLE RESPONDING TO THEM.

LET'S DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND JUST IGNORE THEM!
November 21, 2008

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DenverNo1 writes:

My 5-year-old son, completely out of the blue, named his new kitten Barack Obama about two weeks before the election.
November 21, 2008

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JonBen writes:

Shaggy must be a lot of fun to have at the table during the holidays...

Thanksgiving: "Please pass the cranberries." "Speaking of berries, did you know that 'Barry' Obama's birth certificate is fake?"

Christmas: "Joy to the World, the Lord is Born..." "How do we know Jesus was born in a manger? Where's His birth certificate?"

Sheesh, man, give it a rest. Get a life!
November 21, 2008

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toocool writes:

WOW, see what you caused Roger and to think the Coronation is still 61 days away....you'll be comforted to know that legal name changes are available after the age of 21.
November 21, 2008

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primafacie writes:

Obsessing over Barack Obama's birthplace isn't my mug of Bigelow cinnamon tea, but I'll often make outlandish sports predictions knowing full well they won't come true and no one will remember, but that I'll be a freaking genius if somehow they do.

So if Shaggy comes up right on this one, he's a rock star.
November 21, 2008

11:28 a.m.

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jay writes:

still running shaggy?

"What is the big deal of having him produce proof of live birth?"

there isn't one...which is probably why hawaii produced the proof necessary.

so i ask you again, shaggy, is the state of hawaii in on this conspiracy as well?

the last time i ask you called me "jayhole", ranted about "hospitals", "lies" told by obama's family and something about a "fake" birth certificate.

try to answer the question cogently. less rambling more details. please acknowledge in your response that you understand that hawaii produced legal proof of obama's birth as a united states citizen.

so...again...is the state of hawaii involved in this tinfoil fantasy of yours as well? were they just duped by sterling hayden?

what about the federal election committee? how about the republicans running against him? shirley if these charges had merit then the republican party leadership would have left no stone unturned in putting together a case with validity. since no such case was made, would it not logically follow that they too are conspiring against you and the rest of the truthy americans out there?

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By Bill Scanlon, Rocky Mountain News (Contact)

Published November 20, 2008 at 8:47 a.m.Updated November 21, 2008 at 12:53 a.m.

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