David Letterman to jump onto space alien bandwagon
By Daniel J. Chacon, Rocky Mountain News (Contact)
Originally published 11:23 a.m., June 9, 2008
Updated 11:23 a.m., June 9, 2008
Denver's proposed space alien initiative is invading the Late Show with David Letterman.
Jeff Peckman, who is proposing the creation of an ET Commission in the Mile High City, says he'll be on Letterman's stage Tuesday night.
"I'm not worried that he'll poke fun," Peckman said this morning in an e-mail. "I don't think they would have me on the show unless they thought they could poke fun and make it entertaining without ruining my life. The ET/UFO subject is very serious, but it helps to lighten things up."
Peckman added: "Quite frankly, I think the ET's are intrigued by us partly because of our ability to laugh, love, be creative and experience the joy of life."
On Friday, Letterman joked about a video that was recently played to the news media in Denver that purportedly shows a real space alien.
His Top 10 that night was: "Signs your neighbor is an alien."
Here it is:
10: Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza
9: Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying saucer with dilithium crystals
8: Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to wash the car — boing!
7: You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little earth man."
6: He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from?
5: In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the tentacles
4: When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, "That guy's not from Ork"
3: Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus — I mean, Vegas"
2: He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla
1: He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney
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June 9, 2008
11:37 a.m.
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ezekiel777 writes:
Zippo Zork for President!
June 9, 2008
11:43 a.m.
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T1anda writes:
Letterman is the dork from Ork! Always has been!!
June 9, 2008
1:06 p.m.
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HolierThanThou writes:
And another signs that your neighbor is an alien, his address is
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
June 9, 2008
2:17 p.m.
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happymike44 writes:
Well Letterman is proof of alien life on this planet.
Him and Crazy Jeff just want us to forget about al quaida for a while, and worry we might become the fiesta platter for five starving alien kids.