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McCain in Denver on Monday

Friday, July 4, 2008

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John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate, will visit Denver on Monday, according to CBS4.

He will appear at the Denver Performing Arts Complex, where his campaign has reserved a ballroom.

A formal announcement by McCain's campaign on the event is expected by today.

McCain's other visit to Colorado will be at the Aspen Institute on Aug. 14.

The visit comes just two weeks before the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul.

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  • July 4, 2008

    8:31 a.m.

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    LOUIE writes:

    I don't think he'll be smoking stogies with common Joe.

  • July 4, 2008

    11:49 a.m.

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    Kara writes:

    McCain hangs with the rich...nothing in common with the middle class.....typical Republican! OBAMA IN 2008!

  • July 4, 2008

    1:16 p.m.

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    T1anda writes:

    Yeah and Duh-bama is poor?????? Give me a break!!

  • July 5, 2008

    12:17 a.m.

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    HolierThanThou writes:

    Here's a realistic scenario from the hypothetical presidency of John McCain:

    McCain is sitting at his desk staring blankly at some papers. He starts to lean towards the left. A warning beeper on his chair makes a sound that alerts a staffer who rushes into the room with a pillow. The staffer wedges the pillow between the president and the left arm rest returning John McCain to an upright position.

    A few minutes later, President McCain starts listing to the right. The beeper sounds again, the staffer rushes into the Oval Office, and inserts another pillow between the right arm rest and McCain restoring him to an upright position. The staffer leaves.

    Not long after this, President McCain starts to lean forward until his nose is nearly touching the papers on his desk. The warning beeper beeps again. This time the staffer comes in with a rope and ties McCain upright in his chair.

    Five minutes later, all the leaders of the G8 arrive for consultations with the president only to find him weeping openly. Their concern is evident as the president of France asks, "Mr. President, what could be the problem here?"

    President McCain answers, "They won't let me fart."

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