September 2006 Web Noise

Published December 8, 2006 at midnight

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U.S.-Mexico border fence now world's largest volleyball net.

Mermaid girl walks: Milagros, whose name means "miracles" in Spanish, was born with a rare congenital defect known as sirenomelia, or "mermaid syndrome," which left her legs connected from the heels to her groin.

Splish splash

Photoshop Fake-Out: Does Tyra have 6 toes? Tara sloppy abs? Can you spot the fake celebrity photo?

Snap like a paparazzi

Want to see Queensryche? We've got two tickets. First to email gets 'em. (We have a winner: Congrats James Hoople)

See the show

Missed the "nice little conservative hit job" on former President Bill Clinton? Catch it here.

Rant on, Bill, rant on

The Sudoku productivity assassinator: guaranteed to waste your time.

C'mon 5:00 p.m...

Finally, a useful application for talking chimps: spamming co-workers.

Get your hands off me, you dirty ape!

ATF rids University of ninja threat. Course in Ninja black arts imminent!

Nunchakus ready!

Fans of the MTV show now have another reason to watch and surf (pun intended). This new site lets users assume characters (avatars) in a virtual world that’s modeled after hangouts in the show, Laguna Beach.

Hang virtual 10

Anna Kournikova calendar shoot. Anna, bikini and beach! Need we say more?

Lights, action . . .

The judges choose between Ashton Kutcher, Ashlee Simpson, and Tara Reid.

Cue talent

See the before and after photos of all your favorite celebrities who have had awful plastic surgery.

Slice me, dice me

This is the video that outraged America, showing the moment of George Bush's violent assassination.

Shots fired, shots fired

Are you Yoda, Leia, Luke, Obi-Wan, Han or the hated Vader? Why guess? Take the quiz and find out.

May the force be with you

This just might be the coolest video of a plane crash you'll ever see.

Look out below

Someone forgot to teach this dog how to bark.

A rough time ruffing

A San Diego Fox News reporter gets pummelled by investigative report subject. (Warning: may contain content that is inappropriate for some users. Registration required)